A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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