An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Colby Michael Schluter

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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