I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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