- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

stuarts mum

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??