- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Chuck Norris is an average human being!

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

once upon a time there was a boy

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Jerry.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What happens when you click a link on a web page offering sex? You get a virus.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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