XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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This is not a joke

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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