How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Bake until golden at 375

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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