- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.