- Anti Joke

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

This is a joke setup.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

knock knock how there me ok come in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Women.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest