roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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knock knock. come in.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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