Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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knock, knock come in

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Your social life.

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3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

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ass in my face ? no

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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lol a man is drowning

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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