Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why was the black man holding the knife in such a particular manner? Because he was getting dinner ready for his family.

Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

What did Delaware? A coat.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Whats white and sticky fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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