- Anti Joke

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

George Bush.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia