- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

rape that shit

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Wade

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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