- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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