What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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vaginas

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Fox News.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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