Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

Worst joke ever

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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