Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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I saw a poor man named rich

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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