- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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