- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

knock knock Come in!!!

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

womens rights.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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