Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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whats 2+2? 4

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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since when?

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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