What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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