How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Hearpin my durp

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Religion.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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