One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

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Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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Potassium? K.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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