A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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