What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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