- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

my shift key is broken1

Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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