- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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