Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Hearpin my durp

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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