- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Why did the dog eat poop?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

shammmm is a lesbian.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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