If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Religion.

A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Hearpin my durp

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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