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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

what do you watch ? a tv

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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