- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Women.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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