I just can't stand sitting down!

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Barack Obama

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

drake

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

You're*

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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