What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Breast cancer.

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

brandon ya twwat

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Women's sports.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Dogs in my home.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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