What does 1+1 equal? 2

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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A man walks into a pole.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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hey

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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It’s dead.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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