- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Penis.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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