So, same time tomorrow then?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

what came first the chicken or the chips

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

Soccer...

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Anti Joke

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