A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

George Bush.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Nicolas Cage

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Womens' Rights

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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