- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

A Jew! Bless you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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