I am on a escalator.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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