- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Samantha

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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