How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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DESERT

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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