- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

whats 2+2? 4

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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