What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

George Bush.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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