Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Shit!

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

acualy is dolan

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