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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

knock knock how there me ok come in

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

This is a joke setup.

knock knock how there me ok come in

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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