- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so fat.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

This is not an anti joke.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Barack Obama

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

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