Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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