- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Yes.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

Why did the baby die? Abortion

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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