4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

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Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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