what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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Yes.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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