- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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