- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

George Bush.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

brandon ya twwat

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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