- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's 6 + 9? 15.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

soccor

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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