Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Your all fags

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

This is a joke. Laugh!

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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