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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What time is it? 20:45.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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