What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

You're*

drake

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

Barack Obama

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Women have the right to vote.

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Anti Joke

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