I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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pickle sniffer

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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I tell an anti joke!.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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