do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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