a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

knock knock Come in!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: *smiles* Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

mc hammers income.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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