Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

George Bush.

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