Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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