I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Soccer...

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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