what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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womens rights to vote

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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