How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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