Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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whats 2+2? 4

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http://richardfigures.com/

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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You read the Terms of Service.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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