Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

Lil' Wayne

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Cancer.

why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Gianni

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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