How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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meme

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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