How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What's 4+7 47

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Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Grammer is very important

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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