- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

im black

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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