- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Your mom is fat

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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