what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

Not everyone with a mustache is a child molester, but not every child molester has a mustache.

how do you confuse a blond?

Knock knock. Death.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Women have the right to vote.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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