there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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