- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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