- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

Why did the man die? He got shot!

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Your Mom.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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